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About Me

Here's more than you probably want to know about me...

I have made changes to the site to be slightly more appropriate. I am Shira. I was born in Anaheim, California. My mom died when I was three. My dad married a kind of crazy/naive Chinese lady when I was 11. They had two kids. I love them!! I also love my other siblings (Audryn - sister, Daniel - brother, Dedi - brother). We're the most pop-culture-obsessed family in the world. Like we sit around for hours arguing about Benicio Del Toro's character in Traffic.

Anyways, here's one of my favorite stories:
So I was at this Joey Ramone tribute concert on his birthday (Saturday, May 19, 2001). The Max Levine Ensemble was there. I have a major "crush" on Alex Mazer, their trumpet player/backup singer. So after all the good bands finished (Alphabet Bombers, Ratchet Boys...), I went up to Alex, with a little encouragement from Tali Schulman and Elana Siesser. I held the top of my shirt down, showing my cleavage, and said, "Alex, would you sign me?" I handed him a pen. He tried to sign me, but the pen wasn't working. I gave him a piece of paper instead and he signed that, promising that he would sign my boobs at their next show. Then he proceeded to give me a hug and flash that absolutely adorable smile at me! And in that same night, I taught (prepare yourselves, this is big) a whopping FOUR PEOPLE how to skank!! I will NOT change this story. It is perfect the way it is.

I'm into sexy bitches. Not sexy bastards. Sexy bitches. So I figure, why not make a tribute to some sexy bitches I know? Here's a good list (guys and girls):
~Aron Clark
~Ashton Liu
~Jessie Selman
~Michele Nagar
~Itamar Hakakian 
~Donnie Karl
~Everyone with the last name Mazer
~Laila Williams 
~Every last one of them Ratchet Boys
~Zach Lewis
~Evan Rosenberg
~Ben Epstein 
~Max Levine
AND MORE TO COME!!!


Chaotix kicks ass! Especially the song "Oi Skinhead" because it is SO original.

Matt Loves Me!

Favorite Stuff

I like stuff:

Favorite TV Show: The Simpsons!!!
Favorite Movie: mmm...Goodfellas (and I Yabba Dabba Do)
Favorite Music: I hate music
Favorite Book: "The Giving Tree" by Shel Silverstein
Favorite Sports Team: GREEN BAY PACKERS, BABY!!! What can I say, I like wearing cheese on my head.
Favorite Food: sweet potatoes and corn...ohh and cranberry orange scones from starbucks and everything with carbohydrates.
Person I Most Admire: Myself. Also, Tre Cool. He inspires me to play drums. I shall marry him.

Good Quotes for the Time Being:

Incubus Quotes:

Sample: "Quote"- Album-"Song Title"

"Fallacious cognitions spewed from televisions do mold our decisions. So stop and take a look and you'll see what I see now- life."- S.C.I.E.N.C.E.-"New Skin"

"Just when you thought it was safe to think, in comes mental piracy."- Make Yourself-"When it Comes"

"You're dubbed insane if and when you try to speak your mind in your own way."- Fungus Amongous-"Speak Free"

"Take those fucking blinders off your eyes!"- S.C.I.E.N.C.E.-"Glass"

"Let me see past the fatuous knocks. I've gotta rid myself of this idiot box. Let you see past the feathers and flocks and help me plant a bomb in this idiot box."- S.C.I.E.N.C.E.-"Idiot Box"

Chana is the queen. Chana is the queen. Chana is the queen. Chana is the queen. Chana is the queen. Chana is the queen. Chana is the queen. Chana is the queen.

You read all about me, and I hope you took notes, cause here's the quiz!

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