I have made changes to the site to be slightly more appropriate. I am Shira. I was born in Anaheim, California. My mom
died when I was three. My dad married a kind of crazy/naive Chinese lady when I was 11. They had two kids. I love them!! I
also love my other siblings (Audryn - sister, Daniel - brother, Dedi - brother). We're the most pop-culture-obsessed family
in the world. Like we sit around for hours arguing about Benicio Del Toro's character in Traffic. Anyways, here's
one of my favorite stories: So I was at this Joey Ramone tribute concert on his birthday (Saturday, May 19, 2001).
The Max Levine Ensemble was there. I have a major "crush" on Alex Mazer, their trumpet player/backup singer. So after all
the good bands finished (Alphabet Bombers, Ratchet Boys...), I went up to Alex, with a little encouragement from Tali Schulman
and Elana Siesser. I held the top of my shirt down, showing my cleavage, and said, "Alex, would you sign me?" I handed him
a pen. He tried to sign me, but the pen wasn't working. I gave him a piece of paper instead and he signed that, promising
that he would sign my boobs at their next show. Then he proceeded to give me a hug and flash that absolutely adorable smile
at me! And in that same night, I taught (prepare yourselves, this is big) a whopping FOUR PEOPLE how to skank!! I will NOT
change this story. It is perfect the way it is.
I'm into sexy bitches. Not sexy bastards. Sexy bitches. So I figure, why not make a tribute to some sexy bitches I know?
Here's a good list (guys and girls): ~Aron Clark ~Ashton Liu ~Jessie Selman ~Michele
Nagar ~Itamar Hakakian ~Donnie Karl ~Everyone with the last name Mazer ~Laila Williams ~Every
last one of them Ratchet Boys ~Zach Lewis ~Evan Rosenberg ~Ben Epstein ~Max Levine AND MORE TO COME!!!
Chaotix kicks ass! Especially the song "Oi Skinhead" because it is SO original.

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